4-23-04 UPDATE!!!
After much soul searching, we decided that it is wrong to keep useful info for ourselves so we have a new section: Ask Ninja Force. So send in those questions and we'll do our best. We also are in the process of revamping the site so why waste time on making it all pretty in the old format when the new one is not far off (this is a lie) so the only link to it is here

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!
     Welcome to one of the most bad ass super sweet ninja sites EVER! You'll like it so much that you'll probably pop a HUGE BONER right now if you don't flip out(that is if you're a guy). If you're a girl you'll wish you could pop a huge boner!

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If you are confused as to the nature of this site, or you just aren't flipping out or getting pumped, go to our links section and check out REAL ULTIMATE POWER! It is the authorative site regarding ninjas and their way of life, I guarantee you'll get so pumped, you'll eat a cat! If you don't, you're probably lame (and I don't just mean lame like the metaphorical lame duck, I mean a real duck who is actually lame, like from stepping on a landmine or something) and hate ninjas, so you have no business here!